My Mummy wants to give me a good scrub and a 'short back and sides'....!!!
what the heck does that mean?????

You see I love rolling around in the garden....especially in smelly stuff....Hmmm! I love that aroma on my fur....but I can't understand why Mummy gets soooo cross with me!!...I rolled in some SH*T the other day...oooh its sooo invigorating for me...I am sure you other doggies out there will understand!!

What is it with Mummies and keeping yourself CLEAN anyway!...will it hurt this 'short, back and sides'?

I hope its not a haircut! I cannot stand that...or a wash!...as I just sooo love smelling like a sewer rat!?

11 comments:

  1. I checked with Penny and she's with you, Max...keep the stink...no washing! She does understand completely.

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  2. Max is an adorable little dog.
    You want to hug.
    Even if he needs a shampoo.
    Bises.
    Mouchette.

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  3. Ohhhh Max.... My Mom does the same thing to me .... just because my paws look dirty to her... to me I am just ruling over the land as any noble young lad should... I myself do not care for the shortening of my hair... but the out come of much love and petting makes me forget about it and endure...

    Much Luck My Fellow Friend...

    Skipper...
    son of Just A Gal...

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  4. My dear Max, you look lovely but the girls will like you even more when you smell good! so please take a bath every now and than.

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  5. I know how you feel! My Cavalier, Jimmy Choo, does exactly the same. The best bit is that they think that they smell great! Dogs! x

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  6. You need to get spruced up for President Obama's visit to your lovely country!!!

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  7. You can handle it Max. The rolling will so much more, well, close to the skin now. :) ~Kelly

    unDeniably Domestic

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  8. Max this is Oscar speaking. My Mum stuck me in the bath the other day and I'm still not sure if I'm speaking to her yet. I got my own back though, once I was all dry and she finally let me out for a pee I rolled all over the lawn. Didn't find any good stinky bits though :(

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  9. Oh I enter here for the first time. But what a fun and lovely colours here.......
    Can I follow you somewhere?

    Oh and Max a big kiss.....you are lovely. Smelling or not.

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